1) I can't sleep.
2) Everyone's feeling crappy, so I didn't want to end a blog talking about what's going on.
3) It's so late :( I just re-read my blog and it looks like a 12 year old wrote it; no flow and it had grammatical errors. Oh well.


Am I the only one who finds puns really amusing? 
1) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2) I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
3) Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4) It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
5) I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
6) There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'
7) I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
8) I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
9) I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
10) He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.


jajajaja, kekekeke, fufufu. :)


Okay, okay. Forget that. I'll do one of those quizzer-majiggers. Oh boy, that's when you know I'm bored. Haha. I NEVER DO THOSE!




When's the last time you ran? - today, cuz it rained like a jerk.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - yeahhh, but those are soooo last year
What are you dreading right now? - that i can't sleep...
Do you celebrate 420? - duhh! :)
Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? - what's thatt???
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - ... i wouldn't open the door at all.
Who last grabbed your ass? - jerry ho ... AND THAT SHOULD SAY BUTT!
Have you ever been on your school's track team? - haha, too lazy.
Do you own a pair of Converse? - yeap.
Did you copy and paste this survey? - yerup
Do you eat raw cookie dough? - do you feast on rat eyes?
Have you ever kicked a vending machine? - that thing ate my dollar!
Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over? - you read my mind!
Do you watch Trading Spaces? - huhhh?
How do you eat oreos? - .. in my mouth, i guess.
Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone? - yeah, it suckedd
Are you cocky? - HERPDERPYES. :)
Could you live without a computer? - probably         .. not :)
Do you wear your shoes in the house? - im asian, bro.
Who or what sleeps with you? - its only me myself and i, boss.
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? - santa's not real?
How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house? - a lot dud.
What do you do when you're sad? - nothing.
Who would you call first if you won the lottery? - no one, why would i call you? its MY MONEY.
Last time you saw your best friend? - friday?
Are you in high school? - loving it
What jewelry are you wearing? - necklace?
Is anyone on your bad side now? - not that i know of
What's the first thing you do when you get online? - open 4 tabs for email, facebook, youtube, and school email.
Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? - i dont even watch tv.
How do most people spell your name? - waoidjsaoidjoihym. embarassing, i know.
Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? - i would wear my own clothes. yup.
Where do you work? - nowhere :(
What are you doing tomorrow? - going to church  isuppose.
Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? - WHAUHWTWUAOHTWHAT???
Favorite name for a girl? - Obama.
Favorite name for a boy? - Jesus.
Will you keep your last name when you get married? - im a boss, yes i will.
When was the last time you left your house? - today.
Do you return your cart? - yeaaaa, eesh im too kind
Do you have a dishwasher? - yep
What noise do you hear? - music
Would you survive in prison? - so long as i don't drop that bar!
Who is the youngest in your family? - meeeeeeeeee
If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likey overpack? - ..hmm, retreat on monday. AARON!
Do you know anyone with the same name as you? - yeeessirreeee
What's the last thing you purchased? - pizza.
Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you? - yeaahhhh :D
What brand are your pants right now? - i took em off just to check! BULLHEADS
Ever been to Georgia (the state)? - no, ever met my fist? YESSS!
What irritates you most on the internet? - lagg.
What brand is your digital camera? - i aint no camwhore
Do you watch movies with your parents? - hah, sike.
What song best describes your life right now? - El Chombo - Macarron Chacarron. PLEASE LISTEN LOL
Do you own expensive perfume/cologne? - define expensive.
Are you taking college classes right now? - CollegeNOW
Do you like sushi? - yessirr!
Do you get your hair cut every month? - i must.
Do you go online everyday? - pretty much.
Will you pass this survey on to 5 people? - NOPE!

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? - whatever it wants!
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? - i aint no jew. sorry jesus!
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? - it dont matter. long as im sleeping.
Have you ever stolen a street sign before? - people do that?
Do you like to use post-it notes? - no.
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? - i don't cut out coupons.
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? - how about, neither?
Do you have freckles? - no.
Do you always smile for pictures? - no.
What is your biggest pet peeve? - people who say no twice in a row.
Do you ever count your steps when you walk? - i count the steps for a stairway. lol
Have you ever peed in the woods? - yeup 
What about pooped in the woods? - neup
Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? - yeup
Do you chew your pens and pencils? - neup
How many people have you slept with this week? - 1.    <3           it's just me, relax.
What size is your bed? - the size of me, no lie.
What is your Song of the week? - none.
Is it okay for guys to wear pink? - why wear anything?
Do you still watch cartoons? - no.
Whats your least favorite movie? - none. 
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? - inside me.
What do you drink with dinner? - water
What do you dip a chicken nugget in? - blood.
What is your favorite food? - idk, anything :)
What movies could you watch over and over and still love? - Wall-E, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc., and so much moreee.
Last person you kissed/kissed you? - some queer.
Were you ever a boy/girl scout? - girl scout baby.
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? - i do this on a daily basis.
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? - uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Can you change the oil on a car? - one day i will.
Ever gotten a speeding ticket? - one day i will.
Ran out of gas? - one day i will.
Favorite kind of sandwich? - as long as its made by you.
Best thing to eat for breakfast? - milk and cereal.
What is your usual bedtime? - 12ish?
Are you lazy? - yeahhhhhhhhhuhhhhh
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? - its like scream with a tongue hanging out and he always did "WAZZUPPP"
What is your Chinese astrological sign? - PIGGY
How many languages can you speak? - like, three billion minus the billion. fluently? one.
Do you have any magazine subscriptions? - nope.
Which are better legos or lincoln logs? - legos for sure.
Are you stubborn? - sometimes.
Who is better...Leno or Letterman? - kimmel!
Ever watch soap operas? - haha nope.
Afraid of heights? - sort of.
Sing in the car? - yes!
Dance in the shower? - yes!
Dance in the car? - yes!
Ever used a gun? - one of these days.
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? - mug shot.
Do you think musicals are cheesy? - some.
Is Christmas stressful? - sometimes.
Ever eat a pierogi? - obviously not.
Favorite type of fruit pie? - meat pie.
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? - a superhero.
Do you believe in ghosts? - yeah
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? - yeah
Take a vitamin daily? - nope
Wear slippers? - yeah
Wear a bath robe? - nope
What do you wear to bed? - boxers
First concert? - some wack one :[
Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? - H-MART!
Nike or Adidas? - Both.
Cheetos Or Fritos? - Both.
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? - Both.
Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? - why.. would.. you.... care...
Ever take dance lessons? - No.
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? - she just a bossssss sonnn
Can you curl your tongue? - Yessireeee.
Ever won a spelling bee? - no, i couldn't spell neseccary ... DARN IT. jkjkjk.
Have you ever cried because you were so happy? - no
Own any record albums? - no.
Own a record player? - no.
Regularly burn incense? - no, but i do regularly burn! jk. im so bad :(
Ever been in love? - yeah!
Who would you like to see in concert? - me
What was the last concert you saw? - hillsong 
Hot tea or cold tea? - right now, hot.
Tea or coffee? - depends, usually tea.
Sugar or snickerdoodles? - what are snickerdoodles?
Can you swim well? - i guess.
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? - people can't hold their breath without holding their nose? LOL
Are you patient? - somewhat.
DJ or band, at a wedding? - never thought about it.
Ever won a contest? - don't think so :(
Ever have plastic surgery? - yeah, i'm a tranny.
Which are better black or green olives? - olives are disgusting.
Can you knit or crochet? - im a man.
Best room for a fireplace? - the room that has the fireplace.
Do you want to get married? - yes.
If married, how long have you been married? - til' i die, baby.
Who was your HS crush? - im still in highschool.
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? - i used to. lol.
Do you have kids? - yeah!
Do you want kids? - yeah!
Whats your favorite color? - um, it's complicated.
Do you miss anyone right now? - i actually do, lol.
Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX? - did you watch, ASK ME IF I CARE ABOUT THESE SHOWS >:O




oh boy. im a loser. good riddance. at least im tired; after 160 questions.